Let's cut to the chase...do you have a really cheesy webpage? I know how it is, I've only been "online" for less than a year and a half...so it wasnt that long ago that mine bit the big one too. Actually, the "pros" who are fully versed in HTML and Java are probably gonna see this and say "dude, it still sucks! But hey, it's all relative...to a point.
SO...here's the deal: You want your website upgraded? Cool...just send me an e-mail, and I'll do it...FREE!
"What's the catch?" you may be asking yourself. "Why would he do this?" Well, it's really quite simple: I help you out, you help me out. Now, we already know how you are being helped...so what could possibly be in it for me? I get better at learning Web Design. That's really all there is to it...well, that and you're gonna let me put a small Banner or credit of some sort on your page that will, hopefully, bring your web surfers to my site!
So, you tell me what you want on your site. Wild, psychedelic Backgrounds? I can get 'em. Dainty Orchids or kitty cats? I may have trouble staying awake, but I'll make it happen. Want your pic(s) on your page, but dont have a way to scan them? We'll work it out...after all, it's your webpage, and you should be proud of it! I will do a maximum of three (3) pages at no cost. You want more, either have a checkbook handy or a healthy set of lips! (Women Only) (JUST KIDDING!)
...and if you want your site to be a little racy or controversial, it's cool...you wont scare me off.(now by "racy" I dont mean racist- no skinheads or Nazis, please)
So that's pretty much the deal. Not bad, huh? If you're down with it, just send me an e-mail (thru YOUR provider, please) to:
Or, alternately, leave a message in the guestbook and leave a way for me to contact you. If you want, you can do that now... If you want to think about, well...think about it and enjoy the rest of the tour!
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